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The Daily Grump
"This is their happy face"

Grumpy News Network
"NO to everything"

New York Grimes Books
"Worst book ever. Would not read again."

Feline Financial Times
"Keep scrolling"
Featured in all the places we didn't want to be
FAIR LAUNCH
No Team Tokens
100% Fair Distribution
No Private Sale
Equal Opportunity for All
Liquidity Locked
Lost the keys
Community Owned
Power to the People
GRUMPY WISDOM
"Words of discouragement from your favorite feline philosopher"

Our financial advice

Our happiness report

Market analysis

Token discovery

Failed transactions

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Our philosophy

User retention strategy
ROADMAP TO GRUMPINESS
Phase 1
- Website Launch
- Token Launch
- Community Building
- Grumpy Club Initiation
Phase 2
- Marketing Campaign
- Exchange Listings
- Grumpy Protocol Development
- Partnership Announcements
- Degen Airdrops
Phase 3
- Platform Development
- Community Rewards Program
- Grumpy Club Expansion
- Global Expansion
- Degen Buybacks
- Mini-Series Launch
Phase 4
- Grumpy Protocol Launch
- Enhanced Community Rewards
- Ecosystem Partnerships
- Grumpy World Domination
- Degen Merch Store
TEAM

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Founder

Crypto King
Lead Developer

Social Wizard
Community Manager

Marketing Guru
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